Laptops don't lie: Filthy tales of tech repair

We all have stories to tell about users and their technology-related excuses, accidents, and misunderstandings. You'd think that at some point you've heard and seen it all. Still, users find ways to surprise, startle, and even amuse me. Here are some recent favorites from my job working in a small laptop repair center.Ryan Seacrest Wolfgang Puck Venus Williams Annika Sorenstam Matthew Broderick/ Nathan Lane Mel Brooks Emeril Lagasse Nicole Richie Heidi Klum