Facebook reveals its evil plans

Remember how everyone said that after Facebook went public, it would one day begin to reveal its evil plans for turning your personal data into money? It's heeeeeerrre. There are two bits of news that herald the new dawn of Facebook, or as I like to call it, The Social Network That Never Met a Data Point It Didn't Want to Own (TSNTNMADPIDWTO for short).Carson Palmer Michelle Wie Reese Witherspoon Bill O\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'Reilly Kate Moss Diane Sawyer Sean (Diddy) Combs John Grisham Rachael Ray Dave Chappelle